Friday, September 10, 2010

Diamond Dave's Ninja School

                     
I know this blog is supposed to be about the people and places of Second Life. However, from time to time I’m going to post some First Life blogs. Sometimes you run across something that just cries out to be shared with the world. This is one of those times.


I apologize to my (three, now four.. yay!) readers that were expecting a Second Life blog, but sometimes you have to break the rules in order to serve the greater good.




Ladies, Gentlemen, I present to you… Diamond Dave's Ninja School.


 




Confucius said, “What you do not want done to yourself, do not do to others.”

Jesus said, “Do unto others, as you would have them do unto you.”

Diamond Dave said, “Don’t go Ninja’n nobody that don’t need Ninja’n.”



I think it’s pretty clear...the man is a prophet!


Yeah, I said it!


If you watched the video, then you should be fully aware of this fact.


Diamond Dave has been sent by the Ninja gods, to teach us the ways of the Holy Ninja!


Kneel!


Kneel and be guided by the holy ninja light that is Diamond Dave!



I’ll be starting a “Followers of Holy Ninja Master Diamond Dave” group in the not too distant future.

IM me if you wish to join.




Ninja (Judie-Chop) Jon

2 comments:

  1. That's a judy chop chonder! LMAO... made my day!

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  2. Hah, I thought the whole thing was a joke, but he's a real dude thats serious about being a Ninja. There's some more videos of him on Youtube. I'm thinking of moving to West Virgina just to be near him!

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